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The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Band Names Ever

Posted Tue Jun 9, 2009 7:07pm PDT by Robert of the Radish in The Y! Music Playlist Blog

There are a lot of seriously bad band names floating out there in the cosmos. Although you would probably find the very worst of them among the throngs of unsigned garage bands, groups who've had success in the music business have not escaped the pull of the pathetic name. Some vomit-inducing band names have been overcome only by the quality of the music behind the name. Case in point, The Beatles. The name The "Beetles" was suggested by Stuart Sutcliffe as a tribute to Buddy Holly & The Crickets, but the second "e" was replaced by an "a" as in "beat" generation. Oh, how clever. Now, I'm a huge Beatles fan, but I will no doubt take abuse for daring to say anything negative about the fab 4, but the Beatles name is lame at its core. However, the music was so good that the name became insignificant in comparison to the music it represented. 

Although bad, "The Beatles" is not the worst name in rock and roll history. In fact, it's probably not even in the top 100.  In my view, the following 10 band names are the most ridiculous in rock and roll history. You will see that the list includes the critically acclaimed,  the middle of the road and shooting stars. No one is immune from the bad band name, and if you do pick one, you better pray you become as big as The Beatles. It's the only thing that can cover your sin.

What would you add to the list?

Top 10 Most Ridiculous Band Names Ever

10. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

9. I Am The World Trade Center

8. Hootie & the Blowfish

7. Archers of Loaf

6. Mr. Mister

5. Bowling For Soup

4. Enuff Z'Nuff

3. Arctic Monkeys

2. Test Icicles

1. Limp Bizkit

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390 Comments

1. AlexA -
... Test Icicles ..REALLY!!

2. Yahoo! Music User -
Great list. Puddle of Mudd & Velvet Revolver would be on my list. Just terrible names for rock bands.

3. guddrun -
Good list, you forgot Extreme. Because in the 90's everything was extreme... That word was everywhere.

4. Nita -
Hee hee hee :)

If you want some more ridiculous band names, try looking for punk, death metal bands, etc. Anyone for a bit of the old A*** C***? LOL

I also think The The is a ridiculous band name. Hard to look up on the net too.

5. DarrylM -
Emo bands have stupid names. They're like pretentious sentences.

6. Skud -
Who Cares About The Name?, Listen to the music and stop complaining. do you think they care if you think thair band name is stupid or not, they have money and girls and you have nothing close to that. pathetic, you are all, pathetic. sad lonly pathetic emo's.

7. Yahoo! Music User -
the kings of leon, tin things, scouting for girls, baby shambles, the script, i think the english people have more weired band names

8. Yahoo! Music User -
The The, Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts, Chumbawumba, and !!!...........Sheeesh!

9. Gerry -
Kajagoogoo, Right Said Fred, and the top trash name, Bo Donaldson and The Heywoods. The latter screams "WE ARE LAME!" in blazing neon. Further proof can be found in their lone hit, "Billy, Don't Be A Hero". Yecch!

10. Yahoo! Music User -
gerry, yes, that song irritates the hell out of me. I simply do not care about this Billy character, and do not give a rat's rearend if he is a hero, coward, janitor, garbageman, terrorist, or saint...........

11. Yahoo! Music User -
well of course there are always the 1 hit wonder bands.and to joshua. not all of us are being mean some of us are having fun.i loved timbuk3,flockof seagulls{now that is its own joke right there}.and others.enjoy the songs

12. Yahoo! Music User -
Depends on your/my *relative* definition of *ridiculous* but I've always had a hard time with: the Dead Kennedys; Insane Clown Posse.

13. __A_YAHOO_USER__ -
I like how the Dead Kennedy always come up by comment posters, but I wouldn't consider them....oh whatever..

My List:

Rainbow Monkey Butt
Dogs Die In Hot Cars
Witch Dick
Ogre Ass



And I love the name Test Icicles, it's actually among my top band names...

14. Yahoo! Music User -
One of my favorite bands ever had one of the stupidest (is that a word...ha ha) names. Led Zeppelin. I actually like the name, "The The."

15. Yahoo! Music User -
Test Icicles=Testiciles....DUH....

16. __A_YAHOO_USER__ -
Thank you, Yahoo! Music User (post #20) for your much-needed interpretation on what Test Icicles actually means.

17. Charles/Sarah -
Great list, You just forgot to mention every boy band out there. I mean have any of them ever been anything but ridiculous

18. Jeff -
My nephew's band's name is "Audrey's On Fire". They have a myspace page, by the way (thought I better mention that!).

19. airsign007 -
You left out "Big Balls & The Great White Idiot"

20. Yahoo! Music User -
How about Jonny Rotten and the sex pistols?
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