Sex Keeps Getting Better!

Posted Fri May 23, 2008 12:11pm PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks

So the new So You Think You Can Dance audition rounds kicked off last night, and among the fancy-footed hopefuls were a few familiar faces (and feet).

Like rubber-limbed B-boy Twitch, who narrowly missed making the finals last season (Hok snagged his spot). Or triple-jointed Phillip Chbeeb, who didn't make the cut last year despite his astounding arsenal of dislocated-dancing tricks, but after a year of training returned for a stupendous and successful second tryout last night. Or jumpdancing masked-marauder The Gold Inferno who--despite Nigel Lythgoe's (presumably joking) protest, didn't even make it to the choreography round this year.

But most importantly, for season 4, SYTYCD brought Sex(y) back.

Yes, the self-stagenamed "Sex" (aka David Soller, the "21+" amateur hoofer who looks like the lankhaired lovechild of hippie Neil from The Young Ones and a less brawny/more scrawny Andrew WK) returned for this third--SURPRISE!--failed audition last night.

But who cares if he didn't make it? A SYTYCD season without Sex would be like a season without Mary Murphy's hot-tamale scream. Without genius judge/choreographer Mia Michaels' magically tear-inducing, Emmy-winning dance routines. Without some eightpack-abbed ballroom-dancing himbo ripping off his breakaway shirt at climactic moments in order to attract the cougar vote. Without a token Schwimmer spawn in the competition. Et cetera. Because a key part of all the SYTYCD audition-round fun is some Sex appeal.

If you're unfamiliar with the joy of Sex, here are a couple clips of him getting his groove on in SYTYCD seasons 2 and 3:

And Mia Michaels must have had Sex on the brain this season, because she Freudian-slipped his memorable moniker before he even sashayed into the audition room last night:

Mia, you're blushing!

Anyway, when everyone's favorite delusional dancer returned to Sex up Mia et al with the smooth moves he's learned during his "many, many years" of "extensive formal training" with "many master choreographers and teachers in the country," Mia even claimed that he had potential for growth. (She admitted such a kind critique might have been the result of several glasses of wine, though.)

Wow, this is proof that with practice and perseverance, and probably a whole lot of wine, Sex can improve! A lesson for us all.

Check out Sex's latest audition below.

See ya in season 5, you Sex-y beast!

7 Comments

1. Jordan Gracey -
Side note, he's also tried to achieve stardom on "Make Me A Model". Sadly his mother was not there cheering him on! Go Sex!

2. Lyndsey Parker -
Love you too, kw.ryan. Have a great Memorial Weekend!

3. Yahoo! Music User -
wow this is very uncalled for. all she did was post a blog saying she thought this "SEX" guy was funny. i think he's funny too and I loved the clips she posted since i missed last night's sytycd show. even though you may not have liked her idol opinions there's really nothing in this sytycd blog to justify such hatred!! as for what she said about idol, so what if her opinion changed some times? maybe she liked one contestant but later changed her mind when someone else got better or worse. so what? is that suc ha crime??

These are just tv shows, this is not life & death stuff. there's no reason to be so angry about it and call people names like this. chill!

4. Yahoo! Music User -
Sounds like KW is jealous of LP. He needs toget a life and just stop reading her blog if he does not like it.

5. ktodd138 -
LP I love your blogs!! Wondering if youre commentary on SYTYCD will be a weekly thing? I hope so, as this is my favorite reality show ever and I really enjoy reading other people's points of view on it.

6. Tropical_Woman -
LP, I discovered SYTYCD when last Summer's season was almost over, so I was unfamiliar with this guy. For me, his audition was extremely painful because he is so deluded that he is not pretending to be good, he actually believes he IS a dancer. The whole thing made me cringe because I hate it when people make fun of others, and the critique was brutal. Obviously, it had to be, but still...I think the judges should put him out of his misery. It made me so sad, I could not watch. It was like being back in High School!
Just thinking about it makes me shudder. Ugh!

7. cautious_female -
i bet that kw.ryan guy is none other than "SEX" in disguise!! LOL!!!
I happen to love your blogs Lyndsey, I guess some people cannot stand critiques even when it's someone else receiving it. Keep up the good work.
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