Clay, Remolded
So the new Clay Aiken publicity photo landed in my inbox today...
Yikes.
Now, keep in mind that I expected Clay to look, well...different.
After all, lately Clay has undergone enough makeovers to rival his fellow quickchange diva Madonna.
For instance, there was that brunette K.D. Lang shag he rocked at the season 5 American Idol finale, when he shocked his "lookalike" idolizer Michael Sandecki as well as the entire Fox viewing audience.
Then he packed on about 30 pounds of body fat (inspiring nasty nicknames like "Clay Bacon" and "Clay Tummy-Achin'"), and probably twice that weight in spackled-on makeup, for his role in Broadway's Spamalot.
And still, when I unwittingly checked my email this morning like I do on any uneventful Monday, I was in no way prepared for Clay's latest look.
Take a deep breath and scroll down:
Oh, my Aiken eyes!
Sorry, I don't mean to be cruel. I love me some Clay. Really, I do. But this photo frightens me.
So what do you think of Clay 3.0? Post your thoughts below--and try not to spamalot, OK?


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43. Yahoo! Music User - 56 minutes ago
Or please please please LP, do a story on AI alumni and their charity work. I know this topic is close to your heart and you probaby already plan to do so.
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Philanthropy
Lewis has been supporting cancer research at Children's Hospital and Regional Medical Center in Seattle by donating 50% of the proceeds from the merchandise of The Blaker Girls. He chose to put his support behind this organization after one of his best friends and his friend's girlfriend were diagnosed with lymphoma.
Chansanchai, Athima (April 5, 2007). "Fans of Other Idol Sing His Praises; Blake Lewis Is More Than a One-Note Wonder". FoxReality.com.
Corneau, Allison. "Idol's Blake Turns Fan Craze Into Charitable Contributions". US Magazine.
Watson, Billy (March 7, 2007). "Blake Lewis Merchandise Benefits Children's Hospital". About.com.
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My fave of all time is Melinda Doolittle.
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Charity and Humanitarian Efforts
Melinda’s music touches people’s hearts and Melinda’s heart touches people’s lives…
Melinda Doolittle doesn’t just inspire a multitude of people with her beautiful singing voice, but also with her genuine heart, her kind spirit, and her very real desire to make this world a better place. Since appearing on American Idol in 2007, Melinda has used her fame to bring about change and to bring attention to charities and endeavors that will help a countless number of people. Her hard work and efforts have inspired her Backups to do just as she has, to devote their time and efforts to working with the charities that Melinda herself supports in order to bring about change and to positively impact the lives of thousands of people. Melinda’s Backups™ support a myriad of charities, a list of which can be found at the bottom of this page. As a group, however, we have focused our attention on two specific and very worthwhile causes: Malaria No More and the Melinda Doolittle Music Scholarship.
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Malaria No More
St. Jude Children's Research Hospital
ASPCA - The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
The Humane Society of the United States
Orlando Rescue Mission
One.org - The Campaign to make Poverty History
Petfinder.com
American Humane Society
And many others …
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Another example:
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Making life better for children impacted by HIV/AIDS.
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This is for them:
"One would think that if you're anonymous, you'd do anything you want, but groups have their own sense of community and what we can do." ~ John Allen, A network called 'Internet', CBC, 10-08-93
"Clay can look however he wants and I will always be there listening and watching."