Introducing...Girlicious!

Posted Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:59pm PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks

FYI, for those of you not keep track of this sort of stuff because you were watching the presidential debates or An Inconvenient Truth or Meet The Press or whatever: Asia, the winner of last year's Search For The Next Pussycat Doll, bizarrely ended up snubbing Scherzinger and company and decided to go solo instead. (Not sure this was such a hot idea--check out Asia's MySpace page for more on what she's been up to.)

So in light of this, PCD's masterminds, Robyn Antin and Ron Fair, retooled and relaunched their CW Network talent search as Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious, a televised open call for members of a new, prefabulous, Antin-helmed girl group bearing a suspicious resemblance to..well, the Pussycat Dolls.

(Hey, Robyn, don'tcha wish your new group was hot like PCD?)

Oh, I kid, I kid. The idea was Girlicious wouldn't be exactly like the Pussycat Dolls. Because Girlicous would be a trio, not a quintet. That's how we'd be able to tell Girlicious and PCD apart. Got it?

So anyway, what ensued was a season featuring 15 hot young mamas cavorting about a Hollywood loft in booty shorts, singing into water bottles, practicing sexed-up dance routines clad in tube socks and little else, catfigting, and receiving Mission: Impossible-style videofeed messages from various members of PCD.

It admittedly made for some pretty good TV, particularly for heterosexual male viewers. But one by one, each of the aspiring Girlicious girls was ordered by Robyn to hang up her boa.

Ultimately it came down to five finalists: talented-but-cantankerous Charlye; talented-but-unconfident Chrystina; talented-but-inexperienced Nichole; talented-but-Charlye-infuriating Tiffanie; and gorgeous-but-not-as-talented Natalie. And tonight, on the show's finale, the three members of Girlicious were revealed.

Or...make that FOUR members. Yes, in the biggest PCD-related surprise since Nicole Scherzinger inexplicably decided to cover Duran Duran's "Rio" for a Caress body wash commerical, Robyn and Ron decided to launch Girlicious as a quartet, not a trio as previously planned.

Uh-oh, this development might make it even harder to tell PCD and Girlicious apart, especially since Natalie looks so much like Nicole Scherzinger. But this tip might make the differentiation easier: Just remember that PCD is the five-piece with the flame-haired, drag queenish member (Girlicious's mannish redhead, Ilisa--who, incidentally, was my fave contestant, just as Kermit is my fave doll--was eliminated weeks ago). There, problem solved. You'll never confuse them again.

So...which of the five finalists hung up their boa for good? You'll just have to watch Girlicious's debut video to find out (but here's a hint: the loser's photo is the one that does NOT appear on this page):

100 Comments

1. Yahoo! Music User -
Love you LP. Thanks for this column.

2. moshinia -
Thanks for the video. Love it . I wsh Charlye was apart of thegroup too.

3. tasha203@verizon.net -
love the video.they all look hott.

4. Yahoo! Music User -
omg i luv their song it was pimpin i wanted charlye 2 win badly but i guess she didnt make the cut o well

5. Yahoo! Music User -
omg i cant believe theres 4 winners!!! i wanted both natalie n christina 2 get in the group yay my wish came true!!! ~I LUV GIRLICOUS~

6. Yahoo! Music User -
I am very very proud of these girls, especially natalie and christina. they went through so much hate and drama and I am just glad that they made it out on top. Im proud that the girls put their differences to the side and made it work for the group. Great Video. Oh and I am glad that charyle didnt make it. She didnt put forth the effort to come together and in the end that's whats important in a group. Good Job Ladies.

7. rxyrxygrlsam -
whats the song called?

8. shellyma24 -
great

9. Diana S -
I love the group. I think they picked the right girls. Go Girlicious!

10. tinay -
i like natalie and crystina

11. khalibaunt -
I an overly excited that natalie and christina both made the cut i'am soooo happy its all over they had me waiting in anticipation!!!! I so proud of the all of the girls!!!

12. stlscorpion -
I am very dissappionted that Charlye did not make the group be cuz she was more talented than Chrystina and Natalie put 2gether.I would have prefered Charlye,Tiffanie and Nicole becoming Girlicious.

13. demetriuskirtz -
i thank that they are just a copy of the pussycat doll also that need to come back

14. CP -
i really enjoy the show i think the judges made a good decision ie to the girls however i think that they should distinguish girlicious from the pcd's by adding something extra maybe and extra member who adds extra flavor all the girls in both groups are too similar and their sound is the same as well give the public some hot dance grooves with some hip hop beats and a little raphere and there and pump it up more than ever they need to seperate those two groups more than just age

15. skinny_mini_kj -
i love watching this show and im glad that all these gurls made the team

16. Dale M -
natalie is a byotch. chrystina has limited talent to say the least.
nichole should apply to be haley duff's body double. at least tiffanie is talented. saving grace.

17. Reality Check -
I am really sad charly didnt make it! she had more talent than christina and natalie's funny looking self, Charly had the entire package, im really disappointed at the outcome.

18. Yahoo! Music User -
There is nothing original about this group...

19. Yahoo! Music User -
well.... Being honest the group isn't that bad, But they kind of remind me of thre pcd, there taking the pcd's style and useing it but there sound is pretty good, they also look like they work well with each other. They could use a little help and they'd be fine.

20. Jamma P -
Bimbos and girl power? A bimbo is a bimbo is a bimbo.
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