Bob Dylan, Framed

Posted Fri May 16, 2008 3:18pm PDT by John Kordosh in Framed

With the exceptions of Ryan Seacrest and Muhammed Ali, Bob Dylan is the most famous person in the world. Bob, who served as Vice President in both the Buchanan and Polk administrations, is America's Greatest Talent Ever, Best Poet of All Time, and an All-Around Good Guy. These are some of the reasons we celebrate him in Framed this week.

We're also proud to feature a music video oddity this week: Dylan's excellent "video" for his classic rocker, "Subterranean Homesick Blues." We put "video" in quotes because this isn't really a video. It is, in fact, a clip from D.A. Pennebaker's documentary film, Don't Look Back, which was released way back in 1967. But we maintain that this single clip laid the groundwork for all that would follow--yep, every single turgid, uninspired, contrived and lifeless music video you'd ever see would all spring from this common source. Thanks, Bob!

So it is that we feel damn good about--pretty much--everything! But especially this clip! Here you'll see a youngish Dylan singing about The Man, and why we hate The Man. You'll surely want to discuss this week's Framed with all of your friends and coworkers!

Important Blog Note! We certainly appreciate all of our readers and enjoy reading your posts... so we thought we should take the time to look over our blogs for the last three months or so and reply to a few of them. We'll do this every now and again, just to let you know we are reading and that we really care what you think!

From the Kellie Pickler blog:

making fun of people's flaws is so funny... oh wait, no its not.--Clark C

Framed replies: Clark C, we weren't making fun of Kellie. We just had a few things we wanted to get on her chest. Off her chest! Um, off our... well, you know what we mean.

From the Heidi Montag blog:

Those were the worst jokes ever. I think I became dumber just reading her stupidity. Way to go Heidi. At first it was cute, then it became really ugly.--courtney333larrison

Framed replies: We all wish Heidi the best in her career in stand-up comedy, though.

Go John McCain hes awesome!--myomyo

Framed replies: Hey, myo, is he the one who's President of all the really old people?

From the Madonna blog:

i love this song!! and i love the captions they have! my favorite is caption 11 and caption5! they make me roll on the floor laughing. i dont really care for this video though--Yahoo! Music User

Framed replies: You are a genius of love.

From the Elliot Yamin blog:

I'm a struggling songwriter myself and I just couldn't figure out how other songwriters create such beautiful music. Elliott Yamin's advice has helped me so much that I've written twenty-seven #1 hits right after I read this blog! Take it from me beloved Framed readers Elliott Yamin is the real deal. Thanks Framed!--Mandros

Framed replies: We encourage all of readers to join the Mandros Fan Club that we just started up.

Listen here you prick JOHN KORDOSH, "that country chick" has a name. Why don't you refer to it. ITS CARRIE UNDERWOOD! The pimple on my ass is more important than you'll ever be son. so learn some respect for the music writers that keep you in business pal!--Jason R

Framed replies: Sorry, Jason R, but our pick is Pickler!

Loved it John. It's great that you took time to feature Elliott, my all-time favorite music artist.--Eliza V

Framed replies: You are a genius of love.

From the Carrie Underwood blog:

"Disinterested in the complexities of life? Being a wife and mother may be for you!"

Raising children is the most difficult and complex job a human being can have. She just set women back 50 years.--jennifer_mlm 

Framed replies: And we bet Jason R agrees with her! Damn him!

 

1 - "And I also dig the Replacements and the Fall!"

 

2 - "Name someone Pamela said was better in bed than Tommy? Heck, yeah!"

 

3 - "Did you say the Beatles didn't steal from me like bandits?!"

 

4 - "Would I rather be killed in a nuclear holocaust or strapped to a bed and horribly tortured? Well..."

 

5 - After the public dissing, the band Wind lost all credibility and vanished from rock history!

 

6 - "Plus, they get the funniest looks from everyone they meet!"

 

7 - Bob's candor upon meeting Bridgette Bardot was stunning!

 

8 - "A fitting fate for Bush in 2009?"

 

9 - "A major appliance maker, other than Amana?"

 

10 - "Well, jeez, I have to give up--just what are short lengths of material for attaching the end of a fishing line to a lure or hook??"

 

11 - "The best way to avoid chronic lower back pain?"

 

12 - "What I said to my boss back at the hole-digging company?"

5 Comments

1. kfoot6 -
i like yr stuff,think it is clever and funny,but being a dylan fan,i'd just like to point out that in no way will you ever come close to doing anything as worthwhile or having as much soul or impact as one minute of bob's very worst album -- cynics,naysayers,critics,are always the guy who don'tt produce anything of value themselves,so they hide behind thier "cleverness",hoping noone notices that they are in fact without any sort of talent themselves,as i,m sure you realize yourself -- like i said,i think your sort of a trip, but nobody will ever remember your name,and that hurts don't it -- you'd like to be talented,huh? oh well

2. johnmehno -
Bob Dylan is one of the greatest philosiphers to ever exsisted on this planet, & I thank God that our paths in music have crossed so many times. thank you bOB dYLAN
P.S. If u r ever in Salem Ohio,all me, we'll play golf.

3. Mandros -
Is this where you got the name for your cat John?

4. Grandmaster Dinksmack -
Who is this Bob Dylan fellow anyways?

5. drummersvanillasky -
Oh, J. Kordosh--I thought you were dead! Oh wait a minute, it was just CREEM that died a horrible death! I remember now. At any rate, being a day late and a dollar short, I just discovered your blog. Love the Dylan captions. Off to read more of your blog.

Please ignore my lame user name; it has no meaning other than it's my horse's name. He's embarrassed by it, too. I didn't name him, but he still blames me.

Toodles,
Carrie
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